today is bi visibility day. as such, bisexual people will be completely visible for the next 24 hours. this is a bad day to engage in bank heists, ghost impersonations, covert operations for vague yet menacing government agencies, and other common bisexual hobbies that rely upon our powers of invisibility.
reblog to save a life.
Bisexuals herald the beginning of autumn!
It’s a spectrum people.
I mean, your 20’s are the type of shitty that isn’t really ruinable, however this is the sentiment powering the hot anxiety coursing through my veins at any given moment. (via thisyearsgirls)
Vladimir Nabokov (via strandbooks)
This was life before television. It was a horrible nightmare.
How bad could that be?
How fun is that?
How’s that for easy?
How good does that look?
How good does this look?
Who could turn that down?
Isn’t that great?
Who wouldn’t want that for their birthday?
Who wouldn’t want that for his birthday?
We need a nice cocktail for…
~~no family is safe when i sashay~~